bepeu: what i learned in high school you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher there is more than one kind of cool if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you not all food is edible who cares
big-booty-itches: when your parents ask you to help them with technology
thebbcisslowlykillingme: me the whole way through star trek
DEAN: Y'know, though we met years ago, sometimes I feel like I hardly know you. You should tell me about your life.
CASTIEL: That's a long story.
DEAN: Then just tell me the important parts.
CASTIEL: On September the eighteenth, 2008, I saved a righteous man from Hell.
electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr.
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
occultalux: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid oh
romulusthread: panemsrebellion: romulusthread: STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT you are a gay teenage boy NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
paula-deens-buttery-thighs: staticsrecyclebin: I’ve done it I’ve created the perfect hentai creature
the-fandoms-are-cool: darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
thepacosanchezz: my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
thatfunnyblog: When someone calls me attractive
demondetoxmanual: sherlockintheskywithwatson: I love Supernatural subtitles #WOOSH WOOSH MOTHERFRICKERS
Cas: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love me?
Dean: I love you more than pi
ostracizedpoodle: i was born in the wrong generation. i love eating people and sacrificing others
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
sticky-moose: If Crowley’s number is 666, I have to wonder how many kids dialed that number on a regular basis as a joke only to get
superwholockianmetalhead: dickhowell: how left out do you feel on a scale of 0 to america
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
elheartless: Public Service Announcement: “rape” is not a synonym for every fucking mundane occurrence you happen to suffer. You were not “raped” by your test. You have not been “raped” when you lose your sports game, and it isn’t “rape” when your best friend tries to hug you. Maybe take a step back and think about what the hell you’re actually saying before you trivialize something so...
claydols: i really dont like this whole “you cant have an opinion on tumblr” attitude because really its “you cant have a hateful/offensive/ignorant opinion on tumblr because youll get called out and corrected” and thats a good and appropriate consequence